Free parking?

Lunchtime came today and I planned to go out and grab something, so I headed to the parking garage to hop in my car. When I got there, I discovered that somebody parked their car literally a foot away from mine. Thanks to the inconsiderate prick who botched this parking job, I got to climb in through the passenger-side door—quite a challenge for someone as gangly as myself. My question is, why do people—no, why do assholes park their cars so damn close? Part of the problem is that the spaces in the garage here are small, but that hasn't prevented the other 99% of commuters from parking correctly.

Anyway, this isn't much to complain about in the grand scheme of things, but things like this are a pet peeve of mine. I have to say, they fit in nicely with all of my pet peeves involving moronic drivers (who need to learn how to use their $@&%ing turn signals!)

(Deep breath)

Okay, now I feel better. :-)

-Mark