Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Just one of "those guys"

Well I have less than 36 hours to formulate a plan of attack. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'll leave it to Seinfeld to help clue you in:

Jerry: I can't take my eyes off this lineswoman. The woman is absolutely mesmerizing.

George: Boy you are really smitten.

Jerry: I gotta talk to her. What do you think?

George: Cold? How are you gonna do that? You're not one of those guys.

Jerry: I'm going to psyche myself into it like those people that just walk across the hot coals.

George: Yeah but they're not mocked and humiliated when they get to the other side.

Jerry: I have to. I won't be able to live with myself.

George: Wait a minute Jerry, there's a bigger issue here. If you go through that wall and become one of those guys I'll be left here on this side. Take me with you.

Jerry: I can't.

George: What are you going to say?

Jerry: I don't know, "Hi".

George: You think you're going to the other side with "Hi"? You're not going to make it.


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George: For me to ask a woman out I gotta get into a mental state like the karate guys before they break the bricks.


-Mark


1 Comments:

At 1:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHA....i know of what you speak. Geez....i gotta bust out those old Seinfeld eps!

 

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