Just one of "those guys"
Well I have less than 36 hours to formulate a plan of attack. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'll leave it to Seinfeld to help clue you in:
Jerry: I can't take my eyes off this lineswoman. The woman is absolutely mesmerizing.
George: Boy you are really smitten.
Jerry: I gotta talk to her. What do you think?
George: Cold? How are you gonna do that? You're not one of those guys.
Jerry: I'm going to psyche myself into it like those people that just walk across the hot coals.
George: Yeah but they're not mocked and humiliated when they get to the other side.
Jerry: I have to. I won't be able to live with myself.
George: Wait a minute Jerry, there's a bigger issue here. If you go through that wall and become one of those guys I'll be left here on this side. Take me with you.
Jerry: I can't.
George: What are you going to say?
Jerry: I don't know, "Hi".
George: You think you're going to the other side with "Hi"? You're not going to make it.
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George: For me to ask a woman out I gotta get into a mental state like the karate guys before they break the bricks.
-Mark

1 Comments:
HAHA....i know of what you speak. Geez....i gotta bust out those old Seinfeld eps!
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